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Feb 11, 2013 / 16 notes

Happy Reverse Valentines Day!
a little lighthearted humor for the week. Enjoy yourselves, people.

Husband ordered to pay wife damages for lack of sex.
I had to see this to believe it. You heard the judge, old man. You’d better cough up the money for not slinging enough of that middle-aged penis her way!
I just imagined a man taking his wife to court for the same reason and imagined how many seconds if would take for the claim to be thrown out.My guess was “20 sec.”I just can’t figure it out.
Jul 11, 2012 / 55 notes

Husband ordered to pay wife damages for lack of sex.

I had to see this to believe it. You heard the judge, old man. You’d better cough up the money for not slinging enough of that middle-aged penis her way!

I just imagined a man taking his wife to court for the same reason and imagined how many seconds if would take for the claim to be thrown out.

My guess was “20 sec.”

I just can’t figure it out.

Feminists: Adorably Hypocritical
Oh, By the way, who’s going to maintain, build and repair those trains, subways, and automobiles?
Oh right, Women’s Studies graduates, of course. Sorry.
Jun 26, 2012 / 61 notes

Feminists: Adorably Hypocritical

Oh, By the way, who’s going to maintain, build and repair those trains, subways, and automobiles?

Oh right, Women’s Studies graduates, of course. Sorry.

Apr 16, 2012 / 42 notes

Sex Strike? Great job boiling yourselves down to sex as always, feminists. Maybe next time you should ask congress for a cleavage embargo or ankle tariff. This is essentially the actions of prostitutes on strike — fitting.

Remember men and women, a feminist is where an erection goes to die. You can quote me on that.

-1stManhattan

Some light(er) hearted material for the weekend. Have a great holiday everyone!
Apr 7, 2012 / 32 notes

Some light(er) hearted material for the weekend. Have a great holiday everyone!